It's 5!

Oh, my life is changing everyday,

In every possible way.
Tue Jul 29
scottlava:

“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ‘cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.”

scottlava:

“So like, right now for example. The Haitians need to come to America. But some people are all, “What about the strain on our resources?” Well it’s like when I had this garden party for my father’s birthday, right? I put R.S.V.P. ‘cause it was a sit-down dinner. But some people came that like did not R.S.V.P. I was like totally buggin’. I had to haul ass to the kitchen, redistribute the food, and squish in extra place settings. But by the end of the day it was, like, the more the merrier. And so if the government could just get to the kitchen, rearrange some things, we could certainly party with the Haitians. And in conclusion may I please remind you it does not say R.S.V.P. on the Statue of Liberty. Thank you very much.”

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Mon Jun 30

AS A FEMINIST I FEEL SOMEWHAT FLIGHTY ABOUT THE FACT THAT MULDER SURPASSES ANY DREAM I could possibly come up with…

(Source: somuchmorethanthis, via fuckyeah1990s)

amazing that she can run with her body all out of proportion

amazing that she can run with her body all out of proportion

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Thu Apr 18

huffpostcomedy:

Baby Doesn’t Like Kisses

Baby says, “Daddy, you’re scratching me with your stubble!”

Sun Dec 30

lostinscarlett:

Scarlett Johansson photographed by Rankin for the ELLE UK February 2013 issue.

Find out Scarlett’s future plans for marriage and kids [ Here ]

Sun Aug 12
FEELINGS

FEELINGS

(Source: agameofhorror)

Sun Aug 5

gpoy

(Source: scope-o-philia)

Mon Apr 30
What brings you to this nape of the woods? Neck of the wape? Erm, why are you here? Caddyshack